The Face Biter song of the day.

Song of the day

Adele - Right as Rain

Chick was poppin over in london, and blew the fuck up after bein on SNL with Palin. I love her voice. She's part of this british invasion like Kate Nash, Duffy, and James Morrison. "UK Soul" is what its being called. I call it "those funky ass white folk from the channel.

http://www.adele.tv

http://myspace.com/adelelondon

Real Chill day.

So today I decided to get out of the house. Went to Starbucks and IM'd all day, just on my own. Dolo trip.

My fav thing from starbucks. Whole milk chai. W for Wonderful. CH for Come Hump me. Its warm love.

WDYWT.
Pants
Shoes
a Hat
A Pea coat i got from salvation army when i was 16
A shirt i copped for $8 from Steve and Barry's

Palin's a Pretty piss poor parent.

You can't govern your children correctly, how do you expect to govern a country?
Fuckin Sarah Palin in comparison to Obama. and what the fuck is up with the moo cow smock or whatever she's wearing? Shit looks like the newest release from the Sesame Street urban wear line.

Sasha Fierce

Beyonce would like to be called now, Sasha Fierce. "Sasha" feels that her new name more aptly describes who she is

"Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage," the statement from the former Destiny’s Child front-woman reads

Just when i thought Beyonce was a hot name, she goes and changes it to Sasha Fierce. Sounds like a pornstar name. I'd love to see some videos of Sasha takin some Fierce dick. Hollywood is some other shit.

Racist bitch

Genius.

Lyfe Jennings is beaten, arrested, and an idiot.

Jennings, 30, whose real name is Chester Jennings, kicked in the door of a residence on Springwoods Drive in Smyrna while looking for Joy Pound, according to an arrest warrant. He fired the gun in the street and later tried to run from the Smyrna police when they arrived, police said.

He posted a $50,000 bond Monday night. Jennings could not be reached for comment. In addition to the gun charges and trespassing, he has been charged with eluding police and driving under the influence.

Jennings served 10 years in prison from 1992-2002 on a felony charge when he was 14.

Jennings music career started after his December 2002 prison release when he won the amateur contest at the Apollo five times.

His first album, released in August 2004, was titled “Lyfe 268-192,” with the numbers representing his prison number. Jennings’ biggest hit was “Must Be Nice” which was on the first album.

Smyrna police chased Jennings after receiving a call about a gunshot fired. Police followed Jennings in his red Corvette along Concord Road, where he was going about 70 mph according to the warrant.

Once he was stopped, Jennings refused a field sobriety test. The warrant said he “had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage” coming from his breath.

So the motherfucker was drunk, decided he was gonna chase down his children's mother, and shoot in the street. Police don't usually respond well to that. No wonder they BEAT YOUR ASS. Now you'll be singing about S.E.X and it won't be the kind you like, bro. I don't get it. Famous people are handed the world and then they go and do dumb shit like this. Shit just pisses me off.

This is thefacebiter's Movie of the Month, "When Harry Met Sally". Men
your girlfriend has seen this movie, at least once. Women force your
man to watch it. He'll learn some serious shit from it. But the one thing
that i believe that no one can argue with is Billy Crystal's evaluation of
man-woman relationships and how they cease to exist if one of them is
even remotely attractive.

I love this scene, quite possibly the best scene in the movie, apart from
when he sees his ex wife in the store and everything that transpires after
that. He's giving her a rundown on how it is, not how he thinks it
should be. She's reluctant to see the truth and he's trying ever so
desperately to get her to see that men and women are, by nature,
not meant to be just friends. Unless one is either ugly or involved
heavily into a man. Lord knows recently i've seen my share of
married woman.

I give this my Netflix pick of the month, as well as my "dudes, suck
it up and watch it. you'll like it" stamp of approval.

Song of the Day.

Today's song is Andre 3000 - Love Hater, from the album Speakerboxxx/The Love Below.
great album, awesome song. Andre is viewed as an oddball by most, a lyricist gone awry by many, but a genius by all. Even this song, with it's jazzy melodic groove and it's simple lyrics; "Everybody needs somebody to love" , show's you his eclectic knowledge of music and his manipulation of tones and textures. Who else throws an electric guitar against an upright bass?

Plus i love the part when he's like "Everybody need to quit actin hard and shit, fo you get yo ass whooped ( i slap the fuck outcha)"
Hilarious.

IHOP Loves me.

IHOP is doing endless pancakes until Halloween. I.... can't... contain myself. I'm a pig when it comes to them buttermilk joints. Im def gonna demolish a few plates of those.

Steve Novick, Senator at Arms

This is a real ad, no jokes or props or anything. Just a real guy from oregon running for senate.

Gotta respect the dude, he's like 5'0 and has one hand, and is still trying to do more for this country than the avg politician.

Headache

I do believe, if I'm no mistaken, I am hung over. Patron shots and long islands with the people. I need to do some personal reflection. I'l think about that later.

WDYWT

If you have made a "WDYWT" post, you are, in fact, a hypebeast. You are that which you hate, which you have undoubtedly spent hours poking fun at, and spent thousands trying to avoid becoming. You have purchased countless shirts, sneakers, jeans, watches, backpacks, glasses, bracelets, and other things, only to run home and take a picture of them fresh out of the box. You have posted that picture on everyones blog, on your own blog, on your myspace, flickr, and even have it set as your blackberry background. Because we all know, you went and bought a blackberry and have no business ventures justifying such a tool.
You make fun of the guy who went and bought a pair of Air Jordan Six Rings, because they're "fusions, not authentic, wack", when in fact the sole basis of this "culture" is to look good, feel good. If the person who bought these sneakers feels comfortable wearing them, then fuck off. They like the sneakers, and it doesnt matter if you like them.
You took a picture of what you wore today. Why? To show off the new shit you went and copped during the C'mon half off sale, the DG website, or any other countless sneakerhead shops. You own about 40 pairs of sneakers, and wear the same 10. meaning the other 30 are gathering mold and decaying, making your investments....shit.
For fucks sake, $80 x 30= $2400. You spent $2400 to take pictures, and leave. Smart.

I hate you all, hype-o-crits. Thats my new name for you.
Hype-o-crits.

I haz a fetish wit blawgs

I noticed the little traffic i get is from people coming to see why i'm going to their blogs
yes, im stalking you.
deal with it.

Gas is CHEEP

James Lawson reporting live from Detroit where gas has hit an astounding
$2.79
(ethanol, but you get the point.)

Yes you're seeing correctly, its that cheap. I dont know why, nor do i care. I'm not driving.

Monday

Monday will Kick off my first day of "outside."

My plan is to shit, shower, dress, and leave. The most time i will spend in the house is sleeping. I'll blog via sidekick, but I vow to never be at home, as Autumn is here. I love it.

Step on a leaf. Its crunch will call to you. I dare you to ignore it.




Btw. My obsessions change with the winds. Don't get me wrong, I still believe that Kroq is a gorgeous woman. But this new one, S.Jackson's friend. Shes def up there.
I need to ask him about her.
srsly

Bailout Bill

They passed the bailout. We're offically 11 trillion dollars in debt.
Thanks America

Classic song of the Week.

Raheem DeVaughn - Where I Need to Stand