Wrap it Up

this commercial is hilarious. I think that blue one is a bit gay though. Totally let the yellow one ram him.

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The internet is useful. You can pay your bills online, do your taxes, book a flight, find the nearest hoagie spot, listen to music, watch videos, just about anything. Today I came across a 19 year old Australian girl who is a quadriplegic, and who happens to be selling her virginity on eBay.

"Welcome!

You are bidding on a 19 yr old quadriplegic girl for her VIRGINITY!!!

I may not look much to you but you can did what ever fantasies you have on me!

You will need to pay for a hotel with wheelchair access or make sure your house is accessable!

Don't have to use condoms!

Feel free to e-mail any questions!

Bank Deposit accepted only!

Enjoy!

Thankyou!

Good Luck!"



I would like to express my distaste for this, but it's clearly her choice. Currently the bid is at $30. Now I'm going to attribute her desperation with her handicap and keep it rollin, pun intended. However I cannot make any excuse for the sicko who thinks thats sexy. Many people have fantasies I may or may not be on par with, but straddling Christina Reeve over there does not add up to me.
What can she possibly do for you? Unless you have a fantasy of fucking a completely lifeless chick, you're gonna be disappointed. In the off chance you do have a fantasy of fucking someone who is completely lifeless, please click the X in the corner and get off my blog, you Ted Bundy, payforpussy, daddytouchedme, necrophiliac.

cheppp

Electric Feel - MGMT

I need to break out of my shy phase. It's not really a phase, I've been bashful since i can remember. I see a girl and I become more than tongue tied, I turn into this blubbering idiot who can't maintain eye contact to save his life. It's a wonder how I ever got laid over the past 22 years.

I'm awfully shy and some girls find that to be endearing, cute even. I find it to be saddening. I'm onlylike that on a person to person scale. Put me in a room full of people and ask anyone, I'm as loud and boisterous as anyone could possibly be.

I know this may shock you.

Repeat nigga!

hi-fucking-larious

Good God Almighty.

Ive Been Loving You Too Long (Single/LP Version) - Otis Redding


I love this song.

Man im hungry, I haven't eaten anything notable but I am craving...well anything at this point.
I haven't blogged in mad long due to my long tenure at the job. I missed mad events at stussy and cmon, but chances are I would have made an ass of myself anyway. I dont do well in social situations.

I'm off, gotta shower and work.
I love you all.

LOL@ Me

This is how i look when im blogging @ 2:45 in the morning



yea im the overweight lover.
i plan on gettin right for the 09
The goal: have a chick do a shot off my stomach for my birthday (August 12th).
As it stands, a chick could drink a beer out my navel, im huge.

the necessity of drama

I gotta post this before 5am so I can wake up by 11:30 to get to work.



Van Hunt - Down Here In Hell (with you)

Relationships are boring if both parties are completely in sync, and happy. Drama makes it worthwhile, and if you haven't argued with someone you're not in a relationship. I was told by someone "Until you're ready to hurt someone, you dont love them." I'd like to say I didn't hurt the person, but I was definitely there. Now, after we've broken up, everything's calm. I hate it.

oh shit i missed my deadline
good day

ANNOYING COUPLE!!

Owen Benjamin Presents: Music Video: Annoying Couple


I loooooove this song!

New Years Res

People are completely shitting on New Years Resolutions. They're complaining that people never make an attempt to change until the new year comes. Why would you be against someone making a personal change for themselves. Whether its to lose weight, to be nicer, to save money, or stop shopping as much, it doesn't matter. Whether you're like me and you'd just like to cut a bad habit like smoking, or if you'd like to make an effort to go to church weekly, it's a step in the right direction to admit you're not doing something you should be doing. Intent is equally as important as effort.

My resolution is to stop smoking. It's the most difficult thing I've ever done. Here's a picture of me smoking, and it's the last one anyone will ever see.



Yes I'm smoking next to a no smoking sign. I'm a rebel

Mass Appeal - GangStarr

I have a habit of completely ruining things before they even have a chance to really come about. Like that time I cheddar bob'd my way out of this girls number, when she clearly was interested. Women here's a note: It's not always the easiest thing for a man to approach you and ask you for your number. It's us saying "I like you, let me convince you to like me back". You do not, and will not, understand how physically wracking that is.

So back to the topic at hand, I'm standing there charging my phone and this young lady comes by and we begin to chat for a minute. We're not talking about anything extra important. We are not pondering life's complexities. We are not arguing the bailout, we're not talking about Obama's energy plans and whether or not they're feasible.
We're just. Talking.
I unplug my charger and go and eat these fries that weren't really good. They tasted stale and re-heated, but at that moment they were the best things I had eaten. It hits me: I haven't talked to a woman, just had a conversation with one, in forever. The women out here are so...bland. They're either incredibly dull or incredibly dull.
I siced myself. Here's this girl who was just some stranger I was having good conversation with, and now I've put her in a position above the rest of the DMV area women.

Moral of the story, I need to learn how to relax when it comes to you women. Then again, on the same note, you need to be a bit more receptive and kind to those of us who dont approach you with lines like "yo shawty" "ayo liteskinn" "damn baby" and the others. Some of us have sense, and theres no need to reject so harshly just because you're not interested. We do get the hint, but some are just too ignorant or stubborn to accept it.