LOL i doubt anyone still reads this.

Freestyling for a second

im a bit rusty but here goes

I've become privy to the power that my words hold over you

as you've undoubtedly know and have noticed that I shamelessly pursue

it is with no modicum of self respect that i have given myself

i...

fuck it

i cant write anymore

i just dont have it in me.

Here's my letter of prose:

Dear Mary,

My darling, I've began writing this letter on the train back home. I will put it in post to you as I reach the house. I miss you terribly so, and I fear I may never see you again. To envisage such a slight is a sentencing akin to death.

Your face has been my sun in the morn, as the cock crows I do gaze upon your beauty. It is new every rise. Your hair does brush my face and I do draw in your scent. It is of dew and lilac, and growing sweeter by the night.

Write me, I yearn for you.

100th post. Which shows how much i've been slacking.

My favourite sites are as follows, in no particular order, mind you:

www.twitter.com

http://sweethomestyle.tumblr.com/

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

www.whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

http://www.ecosmartfire.com/en/home

www.latfh.com SO awesome btw.

I need to redo my layout. i will soon...when im not slacking.

Rachael and her roadies.

Big ups to the best girl I never had, Rachael. She's decided to go on a road trip for the summer with two of her friends. She's so awesome, and I'm beyond jealous. Pictures will be coming for their progress, and she's keeping the world updated on her trip by posting to the blog, http://roadiessummer09.blogspot.com/. check it out. You probably wont get as much out of it as I will, being that Rachael is my future ex wife. But still, look it over.

Nothing new, went out with john and the gang, then fredy and the other gang showed up. Beat a stranger in flip cup (nice), and went home.
thanks for watching

I need love, people.

Hello there and welcome. I'm still recouping from my natural hiatus. I'm back now, so to that one person in Fairfax, Va that checks this site daily, and 49 times on April 29th, and to the rest of you who are oh so good at feigning interest in my opinions and daily life, thanks.

Stumbled on a video..well more like I subscribe to John Mayer's youtube, but thats apples and oranges.

Battle Studies, his 5th album, in progress.



Also I've been wanting to get a dog. I need someone who'll love me unconditionally, who needs me more than I need them, will always listen to me, won't get mad when I don't want to sleep with them, and is okay if I play with other dogs.

Seen this 9 week old pitt pup. Cute little bugger huh? Too bad pitt bulls are illegal in my county. Awesome huh.

Artist of May: Company of Thieves

Upcoming band, "Company of Thieves", has captured me. I've been listening to their single "Oscar Wilde" seemingly nonstop. Singer Genevieve Schatz voice invokes a soft tone that dangles on the edge of emo and indie. Think Alanis Morrisette meets the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
The songwriting is amazing, unlike many newer bands who tend to have very bland/depressing/ingrigating lyrics. New album "Ordinary Riches" is available for download from iTunes and in stores.
Personally I LOVE this band. Go cop their album from iTunes. $5.99 for the Bonus Track Version.

STOP!

Every blog i write is always the same, like "yo i need to blog more"

ima shut up and just do it.

yeaaaaaa

I got a maccccccbook
I got a maccccccbook.

I love this thing. only thing i dont like about it..ITS FUCKING HUGE. The only one he had available was 17". For $500.Ive been debating on getting contacts. Not only because my glasses have been broken for about a year, and they're ridiculously stretched out, and scratched, and i look like an idiot, but because i kinda like not having to push my glasses up on my nose every 4 minutes (those with glasses will now push their glasses up).So here's a comparison tool, two pictures of me
one with my glasses (also me in my Thuggie ®) :

and me without my glasses:

pardon the facial expresssion, but you get the picture. 

My agenda for the day is to clean house. I'm going to have people come look at it because Aja is moving to Baltimore. So for those of you who know of anyone who needs a room for rent, holla at a playaaaaa. Spacious closets and carpet! That's about the only good thing I can say about the spot, but the location is awesome. 

I was thinking of potentially having Ashley stay here, but I think i'd get fed up with her solo pity parties. Plus that woman is trife. I entertained the thought of getting Gabs out here for a slight one. I mean, I'd love having someone i like around as opposed to ...Ashley. Gabs and I would get along but for how long is the question. I kinda want her to come out anyway, she's a lot of fun and I miss hangin with my homie.

I need to pay my phone bill today.  or tomorrow, jk. Just looked at the date. 

You people tend to take pictures of recent shit you've purchased so i've decided to do the same.

Pizza hut Panoromous pizza, extra pepperoni. HOLLA

yup

Call Me - Aretha Franklin


Right now I'm listening to Aretha Franklin - Call Me. I dunno why I'm in such a somber mood, but i'll be alright in a minute. It's a not so common occurrence, but when it does happen I know the source. Believe it or not women, men do get lonely. It gets boring and you miss that companionship. I miss waking up to someone, personally. That'll change.
I'm watching CNN, and looking at General David Petraeus. He has a shitload of decoration.
Last night I went to Medieval Times with a group of friends, and then went to a bar to meet up with another set of people, and left with a different set of people. That was the first time I felt that comfortable since I've left Detroit. I think I'm finally adjusting to Maryland, and it only took a year.

Now I'm listening to Oren lavie and looking for a job. It's amazing.

Headed to work.
ive been blogging for 3 hours, im done.

Good Morning

Hello. This is your local news anchor James Lawson reporting. I've been on hiatus for a while, and I've returned with a compelling news story.

I lied. there's nothing interesting going on. when or if i find something i'll inform you.

Stay tuned. Sources say it'll happen soon...

Lent

Lent is Harrrrrrrd. For lent, I gave up alcohol, sex, and red meat. When you give up shit like that you notice a few things: All of your friends want to go out, and buy you drinks, but they never did before. There's not much to eat thats convenient except burgers. Sex is beautiful, and when you give it up, its readily available.

I don't think i've ever wanted to have sex as much as I do right now. Its ridiculous, and may God have pity on the woman who breaks my fast. I'm going to do some evil things to whomever that is.
The red meat isn't a problem until I decide I'm going to get something to eat. I always so "lemme go get a burg...". Then my friend says "lets hit south street (click here). Best cheesesteak you'll ever have outside of Philly. They do the unthinkable: put cheese wiz on the sammich. Oh Lord. Let's not reminisce on that.

Alcohol is easy, but I realized how much I use it as a crutch. I get mad, i have a drink. I get unhappy, I have a drink. I can't think, I have a drink. I drink like people breathe. Hey, i'm saving my liver and money.

Billy Mays

LMAO!

Short story again.

It's 4:30 and for some reason i have the urge to write. I haven't written anything in about 3 years so be patient.

I paced my floor so much, the soles of my feet were warmed. I was anxious, which for me is nothing new. She had left on a trip to Cleveland and I knew the next morning, I'd wake and I wouldn't see her face. There would be no stale breath in my face, pleading for me to shut the alarm off. No one to eat greasy breakfast at noon with me. There would be no legs kicking me, jostling for more covers. I wouldn't wake at 4 am to kiss the back of anyones neck. I'd be left alone to sleep by myself.
My arm cramped, I was on the phone with her during the 3 hour drive into Ohio. By now, she had unpacked and settled in, and I was left staring blankly at the disheveled bed. Surely, no one expected me to sleep. I wasn't whole, and for the first time since I found the missing piece, I was to sleep without her. She was Park Place, I was Board Walk.
As I laid in bed, I grabbed my phone. I needed to at least hear her voice before I slept. Her voice was smooth, and sure. Eloquent, soft, assuring, playful, and beautiful. Words didn't come from her tongue. They dangled sweetly from her lips and dropped with every sentence. She answered quickly. I was missed.
We spoke about her hotel room, and how spacious the area was. We spoke about her internship that sent her there. We spoke about the trivialities of my day, of our favorite flavor toothpaste, of Conan O'Brian. Her incredible, elegant voice had lulled me into tranquility. I was sure this was possible. I could sleep, though my eyes couldn't have felt lighter, and my back couldn't have been in a state of further discomfort.
There was a knock on the door. At my apartment complex, a neighbor of mine would sell stolen goods for next to nothing. He was a drug addict, but looked nothing of the sort. A stocky man, in desperate need of a shave and cleaner clothes. He was just looking for his next fix, and if the item was right, who was I to deny him. I once bought a DVD player that only played 3 of my movies, and had no remote. Worst $13 I've ever spent. I was fully prepared to shoo him away. He had a knack for showing up at the worst times.
I stared her in her brown eyes. My heart clasped, and I was elated, though I dare not show it. Pride and the desire to maintain a sense of masculinity took precedence over my desire to embrace her in my arms and squeeze life out of her. I wanted to clap and shriek with glee. I seriously felt like I just got a yes note from a girl I liked. She loved me as much as I loved her, even moreso to drive 3 hours back to see me. Just to see me. I love her. We kissed, sweetly, strongly and lovingly. I hugged her, firm but short. We disrobed and slept. I love her.

Valediction

Valediction - The Foreign Exchange

i literally have been listening to this non stop for about 3 hours. I have been sleeping on this hard. Phonte of LB and Nicolay dropped Leave It All Behind and i thought nothing of it. I figured it may have a few joints i'd rock but it wasnt anything to press. I was clearly mistaken.
I'm going through shit but i'll be good. I'll bounce back like that green shit in flubber.

Push + Potbellys

Today, I saw Push.
It's a movie about some guy who has these super awesome powers to control matter. Telekenesis i suppose. Anyway, the guy has these powers, and im not too sure how he obtained them. Google said they got the powers by the nazi's trying to create superhumans back in dubya dubya two. anyway, There are many people out there with these abilities. Some see the future, they're called watchers, some can manipulate minds, they're called pushers, there are bleeders who scream until your ears...bleed.

The premise of the movie is dumb, and it keeps getting worse and worse. I'm sitting through Dakota Fanning with pink streaks in her hair with a red glitter sharpie drawing tigers.

The end of the movie comes, the bad guys lose, the good guys win. Same shit. Nothing really different about this movie....except this one scene.

So Chris Evans' character, Nick, is a mover. That is to say, he's able to move shit with his mind. Dude decides that grabbing the gun and using it with his hands is completely beneath him. He gets into a telekinetic gunfight with another Mover. They're both hiding behind pillars, ducking for cover while they're respective guns are steadily shooting at each other. I know this sounds horrid, but if you see it...
its fuckin dope.



I tried potbelly's for the first time today. Yes, in Detroit there were no potbellys. Theres definitely one in Silver Spring though.
Potbellys = love.

Update.

I fail at keeping up with this blog. Lemme post some cool shit.





recently bought this. Courtesy of http://extremegeek.com . T-Shirt that lights up. Only I would be interested in something as nerdy as this shit, but cmon. You have to admit, its a tad bit cool.

Valentines day is coming up. Thanks a lot. I'm gonna take my lonely ass somewhere and drink.

Wrap it Up

this commercial is hilarious. I think that blue one is a bit gay though. Totally let the yellow one ram him.

Now Available!

The internet is useful. You can pay your bills online, do your taxes, book a flight, find the nearest hoagie spot, listen to music, watch videos, just about anything. Today I came across a 19 year old Australian girl who is a quadriplegic, and who happens to be selling her virginity on eBay.

"Welcome!

You are bidding on a 19 yr old quadriplegic girl for her VIRGINITY!!!

I may not look much to you but you can did what ever fantasies you have on me!

You will need to pay for a hotel with wheelchair access or make sure your house is accessable!

Don't have to use condoms!

Feel free to e-mail any questions!

Bank Deposit accepted only!

Enjoy!

Thankyou!

Good Luck!"



I would like to express my distaste for this, but it's clearly her choice. Currently the bid is at $30. Now I'm going to attribute her desperation with her handicap and keep it rollin, pun intended. However I cannot make any excuse for the sicko who thinks thats sexy. Many people have fantasies I may or may not be on par with, but straddling Christina Reeve over there does not add up to me.
What can she possibly do for you? Unless you have a fantasy of fucking a completely lifeless chick, you're gonna be disappointed. In the off chance you do have a fantasy of fucking someone who is completely lifeless, please click the X in the corner and get off my blog, you Ted Bundy, payforpussy, daddytouchedme, necrophiliac.

cheppp

Electric Feel - MGMT

I need to break out of my shy phase. It's not really a phase, I've been bashful since i can remember. I see a girl and I become more than tongue tied, I turn into this blubbering idiot who can't maintain eye contact to save his life. It's a wonder how I ever got laid over the past 22 years.

I'm awfully shy and some girls find that to be endearing, cute even. I find it to be saddening. I'm onlylike that on a person to person scale. Put me in a room full of people and ask anyone, I'm as loud and boisterous as anyone could possibly be.

I know this may shock you.

Repeat nigga!

hi-fucking-larious

Good God Almighty.

Ive Been Loving You Too Long (Single/LP Version) - Otis Redding


I love this song.

Man im hungry, I haven't eaten anything notable but I am craving...well anything at this point.
I haven't blogged in mad long due to my long tenure at the job. I missed mad events at stussy and cmon, but chances are I would have made an ass of myself anyway. I dont do well in social situations.

I'm off, gotta shower and work.
I love you all.

LOL@ Me

This is how i look when im blogging @ 2:45 in the morning



yea im the overweight lover.
i plan on gettin right for the 09
The goal: have a chick do a shot off my stomach for my birthday (August 12th).
As it stands, a chick could drink a beer out my navel, im huge.

the necessity of drama

I gotta post this before 5am so I can wake up by 11:30 to get to work.



Van Hunt - Down Here In Hell (with you)

Relationships are boring if both parties are completely in sync, and happy. Drama makes it worthwhile, and if you haven't argued with someone you're not in a relationship. I was told by someone "Until you're ready to hurt someone, you dont love them." I'd like to say I didn't hurt the person, but I was definitely there. Now, after we've broken up, everything's calm. I hate it.

oh shit i missed my deadline
good day

ANNOYING COUPLE!!

Owen Benjamin Presents: Music Video: Annoying Couple


I loooooove this song!

New Years Res

People are completely shitting on New Years Resolutions. They're complaining that people never make an attempt to change until the new year comes. Why would you be against someone making a personal change for themselves. Whether its to lose weight, to be nicer, to save money, or stop shopping as much, it doesn't matter. Whether you're like me and you'd just like to cut a bad habit like smoking, or if you'd like to make an effort to go to church weekly, it's a step in the right direction to admit you're not doing something you should be doing. Intent is equally as important as effort.

My resolution is to stop smoking. It's the most difficult thing I've ever done. Here's a picture of me smoking, and it's the last one anyone will ever see.



Yes I'm smoking next to a no smoking sign. I'm a rebel

Mass Appeal - GangStarr

I have a habit of completely ruining things before they even have a chance to really come about. Like that time I cheddar bob'd my way out of this girls number, when she clearly was interested. Women here's a note: It's not always the easiest thing for a man to approach you and ask you for your number. It's us saying "I like you, let me convince you to like me back". You do not, and will not, understand how physically wracking that is.

So back to the topic at hand, I'm standing there charging my phone and this young lady comes by and we begin to chat for a minute. We're not talking about anything extra important. We are not pondering life's complexities. We are not arguing the bailout, we're not talking about Obama's energy plans and whether or not they're feasible.
We're just. Talking.
I unplug my charger and go and eat these fries that weren't really good. They tasted stale and re-heated, but at that moment they were the best things I had eaten. It hits me: I haven't talked to a woman, just had a conversation with one, in forever. The women out here are so...bland. They're either incredibly dull or incredibly dull.
I siced myself. Here's this girl who was just some stranger I was having good conversation with, and now I've put her in a position above the rest of the DMV area women.

Moral of the story, I need to learn how to relax when it comes to you women. Then again, on the same note, you need to be a bit more receptive and kind to those of us who dont approach you with lines like "yo shawty" "ayo liteskinn" "damn baby" and the others. Some of us have sense, and theres no need to reject so harshly just because you're not interested. We do get the hint, but some are just too ignorant or stubborn to accept it.